“The Truth About My Five Hundred Million”

Okay so this is it~ I bought the winning tickets and I already listed out what I am going to do with the money~ If I didn’t phone, write or come over to see you, you are not on my list~ Another thing when I asked God for it, he did not give me a list, he said it was all mine so don’t contact me~ That is the honest to goodness truth about my five hundred million dollars~ One more thing~ You know if it was you, I wouldn’t be on your list…