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Friday, November 30, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
“The Truth About My Five Hundred Million”
Okay
so this is it~ I bought the winning tickets and I already listed out what I am
going to do with the money~ If I didn’t phone, write or come over to see you,
you are not on my list~ Another thing when I asked God for it, he did not give me
a list, he said it was all mine so don’t contact me~ That is the honest to goodness
truth about my five hundred million dollars~ One more thing~ You know if it was
you, I wouldn’t be on your list…
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
“I Used To Dress Like This”
I remember on cold winter
days, years ago, I used to want to look cute~ It could be ten degrees Fahrenheit
and I would be dressed like a summer day~ The only thing to shield me from the
elements would be my coat and boots~ This morning, I looked at my children and shook
my head. My son was dressed in a tee shirt, pair of jeans, Converse sneakers,
coat and hat~ My daughter was dressed in her school uniform, coat, fingerless
gloves and Converse sneakers~ After I gave a speech about how cold it is, it’s
going to snow and it is going to get colder as the day progressed. My son said,
“Mom, I’m fine.” My daughter put on her boots and scarf~I was thinking I used
to dress like this… hmm.
“The ‘S’ Word”
Yesterday was a beautiful
sunny day~ It was freezing but it was very nice~ This morning is another story~
I really don’t want to say the ‘S’ word, but I don’t have a choice~ SNOW~ It is really going to be hear leaving 2 to 3 inches on the ground~
That means we are going to have a huge skating rink~ Snow is not my favorite
thing, but I prefer a lot more of it~ Like 5 inches and up would be better to
walk in than a dusting…
Monday, November 26, 2012
“Black Friday Drama”
The news after this great day
of shopping is always filled with some kind of drama~ A man and woman shot
outside Walmart in Tallahasee, Florida after a fight. Another shopper pulls a gun on man who
cut line in San
Antonio mall.
There were many other situations, but the one that takes the cake for me was~ Two
men were fighting~ When ah tell you fighting~ Real blows passing~ They were
fighting over a pair of jeans…
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Saturday, November 24, 2012
“My Beautiful Table Cloth”
Every Thanksgiving, I always
do something to spoil my day~ Maybe it is in my DNA to act before looking … hmm. I love to make my table cloth so I usually make a
trip to the fabric store, and choose a piece of fabric to match my curtains~ The
first thing I would do is cut out the piece for the table cloth and fray out
the ends~ the rest of the fabric would make throw covers for the dining chairs~
For the first time, my husband purchased the fabric for me and it was just
right … loved it~ Thanksgiving morning, I cut out the table cloth then decided
to cut out the pieces for the chairs. As I was about to cut them out, I went to
check on a pot I had on the stove. After checking the pot, I took up the first
piece of fabric I saw and started to cut~ That was the end of the beautiful
table cloth~ Oh drama…
Friday, November 23, 2012
The Spider And The Fly – by Mary Howitt (1799-1888)
Will
you walk into my parlour?” said the Spider to the Fly,~ 'Tis the prettiest little parlour
that ever you did spy;~ The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,~ And
I've a many curious things to shew when you are there."~ Oh no, no,"
said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,~ For who goes up your winding
stair can ne'er come down again."
"I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;~ Will you rest upon my little bed?" said the Spider to the Fly.~ "There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin,~ And if you like to rest awhile, I'll snugly tuck you in!"~ Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "for I've often heard it said,~ They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"
Said the cunning Spider to the Fly, "Dear friend what can I do, ~ To prove the warm affection I 've always felt for you? ~ I have within my pantry, good store of all that's nice; ~ I'm sure you're very welcome -- will you please to take a slice?" ~ "Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "kind Sir, that cannot be, ~ I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not wish to see!"
"Sweet creature!" said the Spider, "you're witty and you're wise, ~ How handsome are your gauzy wings, how brilliant are your eyes! ~ I've a little looking-glass upon my parlour shelf, ~ If you'll step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself."~ "I thank you, gentle sir," she said, "for what you 're pleased to say, ~ And bidding you good morning now, I'll call another day."
The Spider turned him round about, and went into his den,~ For well he knew the silly Fly would soon come back again:~ So he wove a subtle web, in a little corner sly, ~ And set his table ready, to dine upon the Fly. ~ Then he came out to his door again, and merrily did sing, ~ "Come hither, hither, pretty Fly, with the pearl and silver wing; ~ Your robes are green and purple -- there's a crest upon your head; ~ Your eyes are like the diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead!"
Alas, alas! how very soon this silly little Fly,~ Hearing his wily, flattering words, came slowly flitting by;~ With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer drew,~ Thinking only of her brilliant eyes, and green and purple hue --~ Thinking only of her crested head -- poor foolish thing! At last,~ Up jumped the cunning Spider, and fiercely held her fast.~ He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den,~ Within his little parlour -- but she ne'er came out again!~ And now dear little children, who may this story read,~ To idle, silly flattering words, I pray you ne'er give heed:~ Unto an evil counsellor, close heart and ear and eye,~ And take a lesson from this tale, of the Spider and the Fly.
"I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;~ Will you rest upon my little bed?" said the Spider to the Fly.~ "There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin,~ And if you like to rest awhile, I'll snugly tuck you in!"~ Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "for I've often heard it said,~ They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"
Said the cunning Spider to the Fly, "Dear friend what can I do, ~ To prove the warm affection I 've always felt for you? ~ I have within my pantry, good store of all that's nice; ~ I'm sure you're very welcome -- will you please to take a slice?" ~ "Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "kind Sir, that cannot be, ~ I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not wish to see!"
"Sweet creature!" said the Spider, "you're witty and you're wise, ~ How handsome are your gauzy wings, how brilliant are your eyes! ~ I've a little looking-glass upon my parlour shelf, ~ If you'll step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself."~ "I thank you, gentle sir," she said, "for what you 're pleased to say, ~ And bidding you good morning now, I'll call another day."
The Spider turned him round about, and went into his den,~ For well he knew the silly Fly would soon come back again:~ So he wove a subtle web, in a little corner sly, ~ And set his table ready, to dine upon the Fly. ~ Then he came out to his door again, and merrily did sing, ~ "Come hither, hither, pretty Fly, with the pearl and silver wing; ~ Your robes are green and purple -- there's a crest upon your head; ~ Your eyes are like the diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead!"
Alas, alas! how very soon this silly little Fly,~ Hearing his wily, flattering words, came slowly flitting by;~ With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer drew,~ Thinking only of her brilliant eyes, and green and purple hue --~ Thinking only of her crested head -- poor foolish thing! At last,~ Up jumped the cunning Spider, and fiercely held her fast.~ He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den,~ Within his little parlour -- but she ne'er came out again!~ And now dear little children, who may this story read,~ To idle, silly flattering words, I pray you ne'er give heed:~ Unto an evil counsellor, close heart and ear and eye,~ And take a lesson from this tale, of the Spider and the Fly.
“On Edge”
The serial killer, who had Brooklyn on edge, was caught … He killed three store owners in Brooklyn~ One on Flatbush
Avenue~
On a lighter note~ A question
to ask your little children ~ Who is a serial killer? You will get the most
amazing answers~ My son at age 4 said, “Someone who kills you while eating
cereal.” My niece – 5yrs said, “Someone who kills you for your cereal.” My
daughter age 5 said, “Kills you for stealing their cereal.”
Thursday, November 22, 2012
“HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOU~ AND YOU TOO”
“Drinking Driving Road Rage”
Make
this a HAPPY, SAFE AND ENJOYABLE THANKSGIVING.
Don’t
let those two enemies over take your existence –DRINKING AND DRIVING/AND OR ROAD RAGE. Before you succumb
to these two evils think about the people you love and the people who love you…TO
YOU, AND YOURS, FROM ME, AND MINES, Have a HAPPY, SAFE AND ENJOYABLE THANKSGIVING…
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
ICING
1 lime,
1 egg white, confectioner sugar, 1 bottle of colorful sprinkles.
Put
egg white in a bowl and squeeze lime in the bowl. Turn on the mixer on low and
beat for a minute. Add confectioner’s sugar and increase mixer speed to high.
Beat mixture until thick and very white, about 5-7 minutes. The icing should
hold stiff peak when you lift the beater. Add more confectioner’s sugar if
needed.
Paste
on cookies then put on sprinkles.
“My Favorite Cookies”
This
recipe was given to me by a dear friend –Ann… She passed away last year. She was
90 years. Such a beautiful soul… These
are my Thanksgiving Cookies. They are guaranteed to make a hit with your family
and guests… Enjoy.
MY
FAVORITE COOKIES
MIX TOGETHER~ 3 EGGS, 1 CUP OF SUGAR (I USE ½
CUP OF SUGAR) 2 STICKS OF BUTTER
ADD THEN MIX~ 4 Cups of Flour, 3 Tablespoon baking powder, 1
Tablespoon vanilla. Make small balls not bigger than a quarter and place one
inch apart on a baking sheet. Bake at 350 degrees for 10 – 15 minutes.
“Marinate/Soak
Turkey”
It is not too late to marinate/soak your
turkey. This is how I prepare my turkey for
roasting/frying.
1. I
submerge my turkey in a bucket filled with water that has; 2 cups of lime/lemon
juice, ½ cup vinegar and 1 cup salt. Cover the bucket and leave it to
marinate/soak for 3 to 4 hours.
2. While the
turkey is marinating/soaking get your seasoning ready. This is the seasoning I use.
I blend in vinegar/lime/lemon juice, onion, cilantro, scallions, ginger and lots
of garlic.
3. Take
turkey out of the bucket, put into a bowl, in the kitchen sink and wash outside
and inside of the turkey… plucking out the feathers that I find.
4. I put the
turkey in a baking pan then I seasoned with the blended mixture, adding salt
and black pepper. Leave it to marinate/soak for at least five hours or more. The
longer you leave it to marinate/soak the more scrumptious it tastes…
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
“Nostalgic Memories”
I
love how the holidays just come in with a big bang, bringing along nostalgic memories~
Some are great and some are not so great~ A smile~ A laugh~ A tear~ Whatever
the emotion, to me they are worth remembering~ Today is a day filled with nostalgic
memories and I am enjoying it…
Monday, November 19, 2012
“BLACK WHO!? FRIDAY NOT ME IN THAT MAD SCENE”
Walmart,
Sears, Kmart etc., are really taking this to the extreme~ The workers are
annoyed that the stores are planning to open their doors at midnight~ Just
imagine on Thanksgiving night, you sit down to family dinner ... after dinner
you lazing around your home … spending the rest of the evening with your family
talking and having fun … Suddenly you have to leave your warm toasty home and head
out to work, on a very dark cold winter night!!!! Oh damn! Not nice at all…
Classic Sesame Street – Fat Cat Sat Hat
Okay
I am guilty~ I still look at Sesame Street~ This was and is still my favorite
Sesame Street episode~ Fat, cat, sat, hat~ FAT~ fat, CAT~ cat, SAT~ sat, HAT~ hat. A fat cat sat on a hat, saw a rat on the mat, got a
bat, had a chat with a gnat that he'd pat in a vat that was flat, oh yeah! … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei1DvIgW_PU&feature=related
“Your Keys Handy”
I stood at the front door
searching in my handbag for my keys. A stranger (man) was standing inside
looking at me… I was wondering why he didn’t open the door… I eventually opened
it and said, “Goodnight.”
“Goodnight. Miss. Can I say
something to you?”
“Sure.”
“I stood here looking at you
searching for your keys in your bag. The next time, have your keys in your hand
before you get to the door.”
“You could have opened the
door for me.”
“True, but I don’t know if
you live in this building or just pretending to be looking for keys.”
“You’re right, but you are
standing in the lobby and I don’t know why you are here. You could have been
pretending to be waiting on someone in the building.”
“You’re also right, but
remember to keep your keys handy.”
“I will.”
Sunday, November 18, 2012
“Cold Dark Winter Nights”
It’s after
5 and it looks a lot later~ Yes the clock is an hour behind but it is really
dark giving a gloom to the neighborhood~ I really don’t like these cold dark winter
nights~15 years ago it didn’t bother me, but it is a different story today~ To
many unholy things are happening now and it is crazy!
Saturday, November 17, 2012
“Ah Real Trinbago Moment”
Ah miss
Trinbago, especially in the winter, but every now-and-then ah get ah real
Trinbago moment~ It makes me smile~
Two
women on the bus talking~ “When last you see Miss Milly?”
“Ah
saw she the other day. She pass me like ah Brighton Bucket.”
“Girl
doh take that on nah~ She have so much going on~ It eh funny.”
“I eh
takin’ it on nah~ I have mih days when mih mind does be far, far~ I does see
people ah know and pass them straight.”…
An 18th Century English Nursery Rhyme
Who killed Cock Robin?~ I,
said the Sparrow,~ with my bow and arrow,~ I killed Cock Robin.~
Who saw him die?~ I, said the
Fly,~ with my little eye,~ I saw him die.~
Who caught his blood?~ I,
said the Fish,~ with my little dish,~ I caught his blood.~
Who'll make the shroud?~ I,
said the Beetle,~ with my thread and needle,~ I'll make the shroud.~
Who'll dig his grave?~ I,
said the Owl,~ with my pick and shovel,~ I'll dig his grave.~
Who'll be the parson?~ I,
said the Rook,~ with my little book,~ I'll be the parson.~
Who'll be the clerk?~ I, said
the Lark,~ if it's not in the dark,~ I'll be the clerk.~
Who'll carry the link?~ I,
said the Linnet,~ I'll fetch it in a minute,~ I'll carry the link.~
Who'll be chief mourner?~ I,
said the Dove,~ I mourn for my love,~ I'll be chief mourner.~
Who'll carry the coffin?~ I,
said the Kite,~ if it's not through the night,~ I'll carry the coffin.~
Who'll bear the pall?~ We,
said the Wren,~ both the cock and the hen,~ We'll bear the pall.~
Who'll sing a psalm?~ I, said
the Thrush,~ as she sat on a bush,~ I'll sing a psalm.~
Who'll toll the bell?~ I said
the Bull,~ because I can pull,~ I'll toll the bell.~ All the birds of the air
fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,~ when they heard the bell toll for poor Cock
Robin.
Friday, November 16, 2012
“You Take Care Of Him”
He walked into a very
expensive woman’s shoe store to buy a pair of shoes for his wife~ Two Caucasian
sales representatives looked at him seriously in a tone that said, “What are
you doing in this store?” One of them walked away and the other said to the
only African American sales rep, “You take care of him …”
She felt hurt, but she smiled
and said, “Can I help you?”
“Yes. My wife sent me to this
store to buy a pair of shoes for her. Do you work on commission?”
“I do,” She said.
He asked to speak to the
manager who reluctantly came to him. He told her that he was going to purchase
12 pairs of shoes, “Please make sure that the young lady who is attending to
him gets her entire commission … I am going to speak to management to make sure
that she does.” He turned to the sale rep, “Please bring me 12 pairs of the
most expensive shoes you have in the store … After choosing he will give her
the size and color…
Thursday, November 15, 2012
“Trinidad & Tobago Hops Bread”
A
true Trinidad and Tobago Hops bread is so good with so many different fillings~ As children many of us were very creative
with our hops bread fillings~ When you take the first bite … deliciousness~
Hops
bread and cheese~
Hops
bread and Fernleaf butter~
Hops
bread and blue band butter~
Hops
bread and Golden Ray butter~
Hops
bread and lentil peas~
Hops
bread and pigeon peas~
Hops
bread and red beans~
Hops
bread and Trinidad and Tobago Chow mein~
Hops
bread and fried shark
Hops
bread and bhaji (spinach)~
Hops
bread and caraili~
Hops
bread and zaboca (Avocado)~
Hops
bread and Gauva jam~
Hops
bread and black pudding~
Hops
bread and peanut butter with butter~
Hops
bread and cooking oil with a sprinkle of salt~
Hops
bread and real Trinidad and Tobago sugar cake~
Hops
bread and touilum~ And my favorite~
Hops
bread and condensed milk~
The Story Of Chicken Little
Chicken
Little was in the woods one day when an acorn fell on her head. It scared her
so much she trembled all over. She shook so hard, half of her feathers fell
off.
Chicken
Little: “Help! Help! The sky is falling! I have to go tell the king!”
So
she ran in great fright to tell the king. Along the way she met Henny Penny.
Henny
Penny: “Where are you going, Chicken Little?”
“Oh, Help!
The sky is falling!”
“How
do you know?”
“I
saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on
my head!”
“This
is terrible, just terrible! We’d better hurry up.”
They both
ran away as fast as they could. Soon they met Ducky Lucky.
“Where
are you going, Chicken Little and Henny Penny?”
“The
sky is falling!” The sky is falling!” We’re going to tell the king!”
Ducky
Lucky: “How do you know?”
Chicken
Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of
it fell on my head!”
Ducky
Lucky: “Oh dear, oh dear! We’d better run!”
So they
all ran down the road as fast as they could. Soon they met Goosey Loosey.
Goosey
Loosey: “Hello there. Where are you all going in such a hurry?”
Chicken
Little: “We are running for our lives!”
Henny
Penny: “The sky is falling!”
Ducky
Lucky: “And we are running to tell the king!”
Goosey
Loosey“How do you know the sky is falling?”
“I
saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on
my head!”
Goosey
Loosey: “Goodness! Then I’d better run with you.”
They
all ran in great fright across a field. Before long they met Turkey Lurkey.
“Hello
there, Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky and Goosey Loosey. Where are
you all going in such a hurry?”
Chicken
Little: “Help! Help!”
Henny
Penny: “We’re running for our lives!”
Ducky
Lucky: “The sky is falling,”
Goosey
Loosey: “And we’re running to tell the king!”
“How
do you know the sky is falling?”
“I
saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on
my head!”
“Oh
dear! I always suspected the sky would fall someday. I’d better run with you.”
So
they ran with all their might, until they met Foxy Loxy.
“Well,
well. Where are you rushing on such a fine day?”
They
all shouted, “Help! Help! It’s not a fine day at all. The sky is falling, and
we’re running to tell the king!”
Foxy
Loxy: “How do you know the sky is falling?”
“I
saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on
my head!”
“I
see. Well then, follow me, and I’ll show you the way to the king.”
So Foxy
Loxy led Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Turkey
Lurkey across a field and through the woods. He led them straight to his den,
and they never saw the king to tell him that the sky is falling.
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