“Kids Say It At The Wrong Time”

I was standing on line with my son and daughter to ask a woman, who looked standoffish, a question. She started to berate a man, who calmly stood listening to her. My son said to his sister, “Don’t you find that she looks like a turkey that is looking up at the rain?” My daughter started to laugh and I smiled. My son had a “matter-of-fact” look on his face… His expression brought on more fits of laughter from my daughter and I started to giggle. The woman at the counter said, “Next!” I took a deep breath, willing myself to keep a straight-face, as I stood in front of her…