“A Funny Moment”

“Who’s going to do the dishes,” I asked
“Not me, but Susan is,” said Peter.
“Why does he always have to call my name?”
“Is it because he always washes the dishes?’
“I wash the dishes too.”
“You hardly do.”
“Mom, I am going to press charges because you guys always team up against me…”
“What!”
“I am calling dad.”