“Only In America”

When I was living in Trinidad, we had a dog named Bruno. One thing I could say about Bruno is, he never did his numbers on the walk way or in the yard where anyone could see or walk on it. Since I  have been living in America —Queens, New Jersey and Brooklyn I always have to walk zigzag on some streets because of the amount of dog numbers on the sidewalk… All the people who leave their dog numbers on the sidewalk are just nasty…