A dear friend called me one
day and she said, “Allo, you busy?”
“I am never busy for you,” I
said.
“Okay. This morning in church
Pastor said. “This is something that I always wanted to do and I never got the
chance to do it, but today I am doing it. Is there anyone in the church this
morning who is 100 yrs or older? Nobody stood up. “Is there anyone who is 90 to
100?” Nobody stood up. “80 to 90?” Nobody stood up.
I was thinking that I know a
few people in the church who are in their 80s, so I whispered ‘A, A. Why, they not
standing up?’ Anyway, pastor continued. “70 to 80 year?” I stood up because I
am 75. Three other people also stood up. Two young people came up to us and wrote
our name and age in a book then pastor continued 60 to 70 and then 50 to 60.
When he was finished, he looked in the books, called out the oldest age and
name, which was mine, then he told a young man to hand me $75. He continued
giving out money to everyone who stood up. The church suddenly got a bit noisy
and one lady behind me said, “I am sorry I did not stand up.” A lady sitting
next to her said, “I was telling you to stand up. You would have gotten $80.” I
started to laugh. “Allo girl, pastor started service, but I was laughing.”
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