A trini can’t find a job in Barbados GET TREATMENT
FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100”
A Bajan lawyer thinks this is
a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…
Lawyer: “I
have lost my sense of taste”
Trini: “Nurse,
bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.
Lawyer: “Ugh…
this is kerosene”
Trini: “Congrats,
your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.
The annoyed lawyer goes back
after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: “I
have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Trini: Nurse,
bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer: (annoyed):
This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Trini: “Congrats,
you got your memory back. Give me $20.
The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My
eyesight has become very weak”
Trini: “Well,
I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”
Lawyer (staring at the note):
But this is $20, not $100”
Trini: “Congrats,
your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”
You can’t beat a Trini…
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