After working at his night job, a man goes home, takes a shower, have breakfast then heads to his second job. He usually arrives one hour and fifteen minutes early. When he gets to his cubicle, he would set his alarm for one hour, puts both hands on his desk, head on his hands and sleep. When the alarm goes off he gets up, go to the rest room, wash his face, brush his teeth then go back to his office to start work.

One morning he arrived at work and he started his usual routine. While he was asleep his boss came into his cubicle and shouted, “Marcus! You know we have a no sleeping on the job policy!”

He raised his head, made the sign of the cross as he said, “In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit! Amen. Is the rule also for praying?”

“Sorry. Wilma said that you were sleeping.”