Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

If future generations are to remember us more with gratitude than sorrow, we must achieve more than just the miracles of technology. We must also leave them a glimpse of the world as it was created, not just as it looked when we got through with it. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

What convinces is conviction. Believe in the argument you're advancing. If you don't you're as good as dead. The other person will sense that something isn't there, and no chain of reasoning, no matter how logical or elegant or brilliant, will win your case for you. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

In our home there was always prayer - aloud, proud and unapologetic. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)

John F. Kennedy was the victim of the hate that was a part of our country. It is a disease that occupies the minds of the few but brings danger to the many. ― Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)