Life … them dollar devils always on the prowl.

I just got a phone call. Me, “Hello.”

Pakistani accent, “Hello. Is this Allison Joseph?”

Me, “Yes.”

“I have some educational programs to tell you about for your children,” Pakistani.

“Sir my children are both graduating. I do not need any educational programs.”

“Miss Joseph I did not say educational. I said…

I cut him off with, “You said educational programs.”

“No I did not!” He said.

“Sir! I really forget to tell you that you are being taped so hold on I am going to rewind the tape…!” Damn he hung up when it was just starting to get very interesting…