An illiterate Trinidadian father and his educated son with a PhD in Astrology went on a camping trip in Caroni. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the father wakes his son and asks: Look up to de sky and tell me what yuh see?”

Son: “I see millions of stars.”

Father: “What does that tell yuh, son?”

Son: “Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and planets that we can see.”

Father remains silent for a moment then says: “NO JACKASS, somebody teef de tent.”