"An Oprah Story"

My husband went to do an electrical service call. He arrived 3:55PM. The customer (a woman) said, “Mister ah not taking off me TV. Oprah coming on and ah have to watch she. You could wait or go and come back.” He went to the plug and he said, “Nah, I have my work to do so I unplugging this TV. She said, “Mister, wha happen to you, you wha dead?” Hahhahahha.