“Mother’s Day”

On Mother’s Day morning, my children made me a turkey and cheese sandwich, and a steaming cup of coffee… The sandwich looked tasty, so I took a bite… Mayonnaise spilt over onto my face and the plate… The turkey and cheese was floating in mayonnaise. I said, “You put too much mayo in the sandwich.” “No way… Do you know that, that amount of mayonnaise is only 100 calories?” “Really?” I said. Then, I started to laugh as I took my time and ate the whole thing… “Happy Mother’s Day!”