“Choose A Life Line”

Two men were having a conversation on the bus. One of them asked, “Were you in a fight? What’s up with your busted lip?”
“Last night my wife was lying in bed looking at ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’. When I got on the bed, I asked her if she wanted to have some fun. She said no. She was tired. I said, I want to choose a life line~ Can I Phone A Friend?”