“Mothers Are Psychic”

I look at my children intently after I asked them if they did something wrong. They would sometimes watch me and tell me they did not. I would say, “Really? Okay.” Then I walk away.

In most cases they would say, “Mom I don’t like when you say ‘really’ and ‘okay’.

“You said that you did not do it so what am I suppose to say, Alright? Then alright.”

 “Mom! You said ‘alright’ so now I know that you don’t believe me.”

“What am I suppose to say?”
“Anything, but those words.”

“You are right. I don’t believe you so why did you say you didn’t do it.”

“I don’t know how you do it, but you always know when we did something. LORD mothers are psychic,” my daughter said and my son response to that was, “I told you that many years ago.”…