Last night was a hell of a night. My neighbors were setting off fire crackers. I was sleeping soundly when I heard the first loud explosion.

“What was that?” I asked Harold.

Harold: “Fire crackers.”

Me: “What time is it?”

Harold: “Ten minutes after twelve and they have been at it since mid-night. The one that woke you rocked the place.”

Me: “It really did because all the cars’ alarms are going off.”

The fire cracker situation went on until 3am this morning.

Enjoy the festivities and be safe.