I
have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are
always locking three. — Elayne Boosler
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:
take it or leave it. — Buddy Hackett (1924-2003)
To
attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind. —Thomas Hood (1799-1845)
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