I got up this morning feeling good but then I started to sneeze. I know my family and I already passed 50,000 sneezes. Is sneezes a word? Anyway, there is something about this allergy season and us. What a time of our lives we are having, with that sudden expulsion of air. I read once that a sneeze comes at about 100–200mph. I know my sneeze is coming at about 300mph or more because my nose feels as though everything is coming out.