Alfred used to treat his donkey bad. One day, Alfred tied the donkey’s rope around his waist so that the donkey would not run away. He stood preparing a load to put on the donkey’s back. The donkey was calmly eating grass then it looked up at Alfred. For a moment, it kept looking at him.

 “Why de ass are you looking at me?” Alfred asked.

The donkey stared at him then it suddenly started to run at a terrific speed, dragging Alfred over the flat land, up the small hill and then down hill. Alfred was screaming but the donkey kept running. The rope got tangled around a grapefruit tree so the donkey stopped and it looked at Alfred. He was groaning loudly but the donkey kept looking at him as though it was saying to its self, ‘Who is the ass now’. The donkey then bent its head and started eating grass as though nothing was amiss.

Remember to treat your ass good because one day, one day congotay… The longest rope has an end.