Christmas
waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more
beautiful. ― Norman
Vincent Peale, (1898-1993)
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Thursday, December 13, 2012
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
“Sammy Davis – I’ve Gotta Be Me
Whether
I’m right or whether I’m wrong~ Whether
I find a place in this world or never belong~ I gotta be me, I've gotta be me~
What else can I be but what I am.
I want to live, not merely
survive~ And I won't give up this dream~ Of life that keeps me alive~ I gotta
be me, I gotta be me~ The dream that I see makes me what I am.
That far-away prize, a world
of success~ Is waiting for me if I heed the call~ I won't settle down, won't
settle for less~ As long as there’s a chance that I can have it all… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp6tEWqftII
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
“The First Time”
For years she listened to him
complain about his job and women. He was the wrong man to fall in love with,
but she did. She was feeling stressed, but he wanted a tête-à-tête so she drove
to his home.
“Tell me what you want,” he
said.
This was the first time he
asked her what she wants. “I need a massage,” She said.
“Get out of your clothes and
lie on the bed.”
She did. He massaged her body
and her stress faded.
“This is a new you, can I
read more into this night?” she asked.
“Yes, even the part where I
hope you will say, ‘I will’.”
“You Cheat”
“Stacy lost it,” said Tim.
“True,” said Nick.
“What?” Asked Joel.
“She looked great before you
guys had children now she is a bit overweight.”
“My wife is a beautiful,
brilliant, devoted and kind woman. Our children and I love her to death! Your
wives are gorgeous and look sexy, but you cheat on them. You both said you get
it twice per month from them. Stacy turned me on when we met, and she never
turned me off…
“Hope Fulfilled”
Progress is that man who sits
at the corner in a wheelchair every morning for more than and hour, in the
winter … Hoping
Progress is that same man who
walks with his walker to the corner every morning for more than an hour, in the
spring … Hoping.
Progress is that same man who
walks with his cane and stands at the corner every morning for more than an
hour in the summer … Hoping.
Progress is that man who jogs
every morning for more than an hour in the fall … Hope fulfilled…
Monday, December 10, 2012
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~*~ Ac-cent-tchu-ate
The Positive by Johnny Mercer (1909-1976) ~*~
~*~ You've got to accentuate the positive~*~
~*~ Eliminate
the negative~*~
~*~ Latch on
to the affirmative~*~
~*~ Don't
mess with Mister In-Between~*~
~*~ You've
got to spread joy up to the maximum~*~
~*~ Bring
gloom down to the minimum~*~
~*~ Have
faith or pandemonium~*~
~*~ Liable to
walk upon the scene~*~
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“You Are Not Poor”
What
is wrong with this freaking picture?! You are not poor … You are rich, wealthy,
well-off, affluent, prosperous, loaded, moneyed, well-to-do … You can pay a
driver, but you don’t! You get freaking drunk! Drive your freaking car! Crash
it! Leaving someone DEAD!!! What the … JESUS!!! …
Sunday, December 9, 2012
“Self Praise”
I
was having a conversation with a group of people and one of them said, “I am a
very nice person.”
One
person said, “We know.”
Another
just rolled her eyes and turned her head.”
An
elderly person in the group said, “Self-praise is no recommendation. I don’t profess
to be a nice person … When I walk away from you … If you miss me then you know that
I am a nice person.
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