His nightshift ends at 6:00AM and he normally arrives home at 5:15AM, but today he could not function at his job. He looked at his wife who stood nervously in front of him, at 3:30AM. "Are you having an affair?" He asked.
"I could never do that to you," she whispered.
"You did not answer the question."
"No. I am not having an affair."
Your best friend says that you are and she had the proof."